My name is Zach. I’m 24. I’m a mental health counselor. I’ve survived cancer. I love Star Wars. I’m an Apple fanboy. I’m obsessed with technology and gadgets. I wish I were more creative. My lucky number is 2. Write me at tumblrzach [at] gmail.comTumblr (3.0; @zachattack)http://zachattack.tumblr.com/<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kss2x9QjK91qz84zco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Chirp chirp! Chirp chirp!</p>http://zachattack.tumblr.com/post/236746605http://zachattack.tumblr.com/post/236746605Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:48:48 -0500<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kss00cLO8c1qz84zco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I love cats!</p>http://zachattack.tumblr.com/post/236695059http://zachattack.tumblr.com/post/236695059Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:45:53 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eLoR42o_Wuw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eLoR42o_Wuw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thethreelaws.net/post/231193490/cats-in-space-thanks-nasa">thethreelaws</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>CATS IN SPACE</b></p> <p><b>Thanks NASA!!!<br/></b></p> </blockquote>http://zachattack.tumblr.com/post/231288453http://zachattack.tumblr.com/post/231288453Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:52:48 -0500<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks5gaxQYTN1qz84zco1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://zachattack.tumblr.com/post/224387980http://zachattack.tumblr.com/post/224387980Mon, 26 Oct 2009 21:32:54 -0400<p>I looked like I should work at Abercrombie. She was psychotic so I don’t know if that was win or fail.</p>http://zachattack.tumblr.com/post/218332412http://zachattack.tumblr.com/post/218332412Tue, 20 Oct 2009 15:42:00 -0400<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr0eptV7h51qz84zco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Look! Its old school justinjustin and theamandashow!</p>http://zachattack.tumblr.com/post/204500660http://zachattack.tumblr.com/post/204500660Sun, 04 Oct 2009 17:37:10 -0400<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqbj5434bo1qz84zco1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p> Magneto has always been my favorite comic book character.</p>http://zachattack.tumblr.com/post/193281501http://zachattack.tumblr.com/post/193281501Mon, 21 Sep 2009 07:12:00 -0400<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqbia8Ovyy1qz84zco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Obsessed.</p>http://zachattack.tumblr.com/post/193273693http://zachattack.tumblr.com/post/193273693Mon, 21 Sep 2009 06:54:08 -0400<p>have tapped into something supernatural which I cannot possibly comprehend.</p> <p>That is terrifying.</p>http://zachattack.tumblr.com/post/190480170http://zachattack.tumblr.com/post/190480170Thu, 17 Sep 2009 17:53:00 -0400<p>For realz y’all.  Last night I saw the Penguin.</p>http://zachattack.tumblr.com/post/188732345http://zachattack.tumblr.com/post/188732345Tue, 15 Sep 2009 15:42:49 -0400<p>Last night I had a client who overdosed on his anti-psychotic meds prescribed to combat “unwanted homosexual thoughts.”  He wasn’t trying to kill himself, they just weren’t working fast enough so he took two doses.</p> <p>The saddest part?  He’s been diagnosed with Schizophrenia, Paranoid Type.  The reason?  He hears voices, specifically of Jesus, telling him he’s going to hell for having these thoughts.  That isn’t schizophrenia, that’s guilt.</p> <p>I changed the diagnosis to Bipolar NOS, so for the briefest of moments he has an accurate diagnosis.</p> <p>What kind of world do we live in when you’d rather be diagnosed with schizophrenia than be gay?</p>http://zachattack.tumblr.com/post/182314594http://zachattack.tumblr.com/post/182314594Mon, 07 Sep 2009 18:39:00 -0400<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpfp3hKuso1qz84zco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>HAPPY 21st Scott!!!</p>http://zachattack.tumblr.com/post/179444743http://zachattack.tumblr.com/post/179444743Fri, 04 Sep 2009 02:38:09 -0400<p>I’m thinking about getting into comic books again.  The problem is that I haven’t read a comic book since the ’90s and the thought of jumping back in is intimidating.  I think I’m going to try to track down the Blackest Night stories since I’m not <i>too</i> late in the game…plus I want those power rings.</p> <p>What do you suggest my dear Tumblrs?</p>http://zachattack.tumblr.com/post/175761104http://zachattack.tumblr.com/post/175761104Sun, 30 Aug 2009 18:33:25 -0400<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kp2b65AzxF1qz84zco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is my little bro (and his girlfriend).  He’s a firefighter!!!!</p> <p>Seriously though, I love him.  He’s the funniest person I know and I am so incredibly proud of him.</p>http://zachattack.tumblr.com/post/173425193http://zachattack.tumblr.com/post/173425193Thu, 27 Aug 2009 21:08:29 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JyYhdY-A_Hs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JyYhdY-A_Hs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Winkers Jeans!</p> <p>I’m getting all my lady friends a pair for Christmas!</p>http://zachattack.tumblr.com/post/168234980http://zachattack.tumblr.com/post/168234980Fri, 21 Aug 2009 12:08:00 -0400<p>A client was involuntarily admitted by the police yesterday because (direct quote from the client) “his cock is so large it can hurt people, is a weapon, and on his leg.”  When he arrived he became depressed because he wasn’t allowed to have sex with others on the unit.  Awesome.</p>http://zachattack.tumblr.com/post/163719979http://zachattack.tumblr.com/post/163719979Sat, 15 Aug 2009 17:17:47 -0400<p>…that I’m going to be 25 in less than a month.</p> <p>shit shit shit shit shit</p>http://zachattack.tumblr.com/post/163126257http://zachattack.tumblr.com/post/163126257Fri, 14 Aug 2009 19:22:55 -0400<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://zachattack.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/162989148/tumblr_kodsehrG6a1qz84zc&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>“Hash Pipe” Weezer</p> <p>This song reminds me of my junior year of high school.</p>http://zachattack.tumblr.com/post/162989148http://zachattack.tumblr.com/post/162989148Fri, 14 Aug 2009 15:20:41 -0400Drew: You win?! [the lottery]<br /> Me: No :-(<br /> Drew: Looks like Spooky [our cat] has to go back out on the streets tonight :-/http://zachattack.tumblr.com/post/162988101http://zachattack.tumblr.com/post/162988101Fri, 14 Aug 2009 15:18:41 -0400<p>Sorry I’ve been MIA lately.  Where have I been?</p> <p>To start, I’ve been working overnight as an assessment specialist at our friendly neighborhood psychiatric hospital.  When someone is involuntarily admitted for mental health issues (addiction too) the police bring them to my facility, I assess them, then they go on to see the psychiatrist.  I really like it and it gives me the hours I need for licensure…but working overnight SUCKS.  It’s so hard to get used to and my entire sleep/wake schedule is FUCKED.  I work four nights a week, 10-hour shifts each night.</p> <p>If that weren’t enough, I also picked up a part time job at Apple.  It something I’ve always wanted to do so I thought I would give it a try.  The extra money is nice, the people are great, and the perks are even better.</p> <p>Unfortunately this all leaves me with little time to fool around on Tumblr.  It also leaves me with very little time to be with friends, family, and Joe and which needs to change immediately.</p> <p>So please forgive me followers while I try to rearrange my life.  I’ll be back with a few stories from work…and trust me, they’re good ones.</p>http://zachattack.tumblr.com/post/162985482http://zachattack.tumblr.com/post/162985482Fri, 14 Aug 2009 15:13:00 -0400