Zach Attack!

Ashley: I&#039;m NOT kidding
Ashley: I called the police once because I thought someone had been raptured
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My name is Zach. I'm 26. I live in Orlando. I've survived cancer. I love Star Wars. I'm an Apple fanboy. I'm obsessed with technology and gadgets. I wish I were more creative. My lucky number is 2.

Write me at tumblrzach [at] me.com