November 2011
2 posts
December 2010
2 posts
March 2010
1 post
December 2009
1 post
November 2009
4 posts
New fave hobby
Writing new lyrics to Miley Cyrus’s Party in the USA.
My latest:
I love my boyfriend,
I’m kissin’ his lips.
Holding hands every day.
Yeaaaahhhh. We can’t get married because we’re gay.
Whatever you do. DO NOT DANCE IN A SNUGGIE.
October 2009
3 posts
A client just told me...
I looked like I should work at Abercrombie. She was psychotic so I don’t know if that was win or fail.
September 2009
3 posts
Sometimes I think that my clients with auditory or...
have tapped into something supernatural which I cannot possibly comprehend.
That is terrifying.
Broke my heart...
Last night I had a client who overdosed on his anti-psychotic meds prescribed to combat “unwanted homosexual thoughts.” He wasn’t trying to kill himself, they just weren’t working fast enough so he took two doses.
The saddest part? He’s been diagnosed with Schizophrenia, Paranoid Type. The reason? He hears voices, specifically of Jesus, telling him he’s...
August 2009
5 posts
ATTN: Comic Book Loving Tumblrs
I’m thinking about getting into comic books again. The problem is that I haven’t read a comic book since the ’90s and the thought of jumping back in is intimidating. I think I’m going to try to track down the Blackest Night stories since I’m not too late in the game…plus I want those power rings.
What do you suggest my dear Tumblrs?
I just realized
…that I’m going to be 25 in less than a month.
shit shit shit shit shit
“Hash Pipe” Weezer
This song reminds...
Why I love my brother...
Drew: You win?! [the lottery]
Me: No :-(
Drew: Looks like Spooky [our cat] has to go back out on the streets tonight :-/
July 2009
15 posts
“Merry Happy” Kate Nash
I HAVE GOOGLE VOICE!
SO COOL!
“Make sure you get the results of my blood tests. I want to make sure...”
– One of our clients
I’m spending tomorrow in the receiving center again…I’m sure there will be a lot more jewels like this one.
On July 23, 2009
I will officially be homeless.
Watching Obsessed
Makes me realized just how close I was to becoming a hoarder.
“If I ever get pregnant remind me not to let my boobs rest on either side of my...”
– Ashley
Oh yeah...
About my GPOYW, I forgot to add that my Dad has that big stick because his plan was to “knock [the raccoon] unconscious and we can throw it back outside.”
It only made the raccoon angrier…and then it shit all over the wall.
It stayed there, balancing on our curtain rod, for three hours until animal control opened for the day.
Life Dream: Accomplished
I have a job interview at Apple on July 12th!
Zoinks!
HORCRUXES!
June 2009
38 posts
Damn
If I hadn’t missed the deadline for a Doctorate in Higher Education I totally would have applied and gone back to school.
FML.
Ugh
Get ready Tumblr…
I’m almost certain I’ll be accepting a job at a Mental Health Hospital working four overnight shifts per week.
I’m going to have some stories…FML.
MY TUMBLARITY WILL BE INFINITE!
WORK IT!
Hey Tumblr!
Yesterday I had a job interview at a mental health hospital. Essentially the job is assessing clients that come in with schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, substance abuse, or some other critical mental health issues. After the assessment we move them to the appropriate unit for continued treatment. Think of it as the emergency room for mental health.
At the end of the interview they...
Heeey followers!
Sorry I’ve been MIA lately, I’ve been helping my boyfriend and his roommate move into their new apartment and we’ve been having internet issues. I’ll return in a few more days!
tonight is consisting of:
justinjustin:
Lasagna (mine and Amanda’s special recipe w/ lots of cheese, pepperonis, and more!)
Buttermilk Pie (don’t let the title scare you. it’s absolutely amazing. it’s custard meets pound cake meets creme brulee. sooo good!)
Hanging out w/ the coolest
Scary Movie & Drinks! It’s so happening.
So excited. You have no idea.
Oh my god!
Ashley: I'm NOT kidding
Ashley: I called the police once because I thought someone had been raptured
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Correction!
Ashley: If only I had listened back then...
me: Haitians
me: Haha
Ashley: Haitians?
me: That's how my BlackBerry auto corrects hahaha
Ashley: hahahahahaha
Ashley: That's how I'm going to laugh from now on
Ashley: haitianshaitianshaitians
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