If I ever get pregnant remind me not to let my boobs rest on either side of my fetus belly.
– AshleyOh yeah...
About my GPOYW, I forgot to add that my Dad has that big stick because his plan was to “knock [the raccoon] unconscious and we can throw it back outside.”
It only made the raccoon angrier…and then it shit all over the wall.
It stayed there, balancing on our curtain rod, for three hours until animal control opened for the day.
GPOYW: One time my dad let a raccoon in the house at 5am thinking it was my cat edition.
Pictured: Back of my head, my father, VERY ANGRY raccoon.
I love this picture from Brita’s birthday. Look at me doing my drunken giraffe impression!
ZOMG! I just noticed the red ghost of me floating between me and Amanda. Awesome!
About Me
My name is Zach. I'm 24. I'm studying to be a mental health counselor. I've survived cancer. I love Star Wars and G.I. Joe. I'm an Apple fanboy. I'm obsessed with technology and gadgets. I wish I were more creative. My lucky number is 2.Write me at tumblrzach [at] gmail.com
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