Zach Attack!

On July 23, 2009

I will officially be homeless.

Watching Obsessed

Makes me realized just how close I was to becoming a hoarder.

If I ever get pregnant remind me not to let my boobs rest on either side of my fetus belly.

– Ashley

Oh yeah...

About my GPOYW, I forgot to add that my Dad has that big stick because his plan was to “knock [the raccoon] unconscious and we can throw it back outside.”

It only made the raccoon angrier…and then it shit all over the wall.

It stayed there, balancing on our curtain rod, for three hours until animal control opened for the day.


Life Dream: Accomplished

I have a job interview at Apple on July 12th!

Zoinks!


HORCRUXES!


GPOYW: One time my dad let a raccoon in the house at 5am thinking it was my cat edition.
Pictured: Back of my head, my father, VERY ANGRY raccoon.

GPOYW: One time my dad let a raccoon in the house at 5am thinking it was my cat edition.

Pictured: Back of my head, my father, VERY ANGRY raccoon.


I love this picture from Brita’s birthday.  Look at me doing my drunken giraffe impression!
ZOMG! I just noticed the red ghost of me floating between me and Amanda.  Awesome!

I love this picture from Brita’s birthday.  Look at me doing my drunken giraffe impression!

ZOMG! I just noticed the red ghost of me floating between me and Amanda.  Awesome!


OH MY GOD THE SCOLERI BROTHERS!

OH MY GOD THE SCOLERI BROTHERS!

Damn

If I hadn’t missed the deadline for a Doctorate in Higher Education I totally would have applied and gone back to school.

FML.


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